Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
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