If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
All the doctor said was why
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