Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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