i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
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