Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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