Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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