Can Purell be used as lube?
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
Randomize
