i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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