How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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