thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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