he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Houston, we have a squirter
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
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