VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Randomize