Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Mass text: dear whatever jerk off who thinks they stole drugs from me. It was birth control. Go fuck yourself. And pray that I don't get pregnant.
Who puts their birth control in a bottle with a smiley face?!
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