I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
never play flip cup with pint glasses
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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