So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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