Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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