Well douche your snatch and let's go!
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
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