I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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