make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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