I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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