no. you can't hotbox the world.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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