Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
someone owes me an orgasm
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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