the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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