If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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