whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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