I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
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