Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
I have tasted many bathrooms
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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