Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
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