Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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