I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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