if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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