i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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