I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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