i think my tv is drunk
My hand turned me down
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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