I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
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