i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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