I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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