i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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