I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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