we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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