if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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