i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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