So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
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