Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
Your penis caused this!
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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