Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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