remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
The ass gains better be worth it
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