you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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