break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
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