What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
a search helicopter?!
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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