So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Randomize
