ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
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