what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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