Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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