Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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