I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
Randomize
