After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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